Two word rule ...

A monk was recently accepted to a monastery with only one rule. He was only allowed to say two words every ten years.



After 10 years he walks up to his superior and says "Bad food." and walks off.
Time goes by.

After 20 years he walks up to his superior and says "Hard bed." and walks off.
Time goes by

After 30 years he walks up to his superior and says "I quit."

His superior says I'm not surprised.
You do nothing but complain.